Noxia · Free tools
Tools that can tell you not to buy.
Each one runs entirely in your browser. No account, no email wall, and nothing you enter ever leaves the page — and each is capable of returning the answer that costs us the sale.
Calculator
What is your unanswered phone actually costing you?
Six numbers you already have. It runs in your browser and can tell you the honest answer is: do not buy anything.
- Needs from you
- Six numbers from your own call log and CRM. No email, no account, no sign-up — and nothing you type leaves the page.
- Gives back
- A monthly and annual figure for recoverable revenue, compared against a quote you enter.
Decision tool
Should you automate this? Six questions that settle it.
Six questions about one specific task. Five of its eight verdicts are some form of “no” or “not yet”, which is rather the point.
- Needs from you
- Six answers about one specific task. No email, no account, no sign-up — and nothing you click leaves the page.
- Gives back
- One of eight verdicts, with the reasons that produced it. Five of the eight are some form of no.
Matcher
Which UK product rules apply to what you make?
Six questions, thirteen regimes, 3,517 designated standards. It will tell you when it cannot tell — which is the answer people actually need.
- Needs from you
- Six answers about what your product is and does. No email, no account, and the whole corpus travels in the page.
- Gives back
- The UK designated-standards regimes that look relevant, each linked to its GOV.UK list, with how many standards sit under it.
Self-check
Can an AI assistant actually read your website?
Crawlability scored 9.5/10 as a citation factor — ahead of every content signal. Most sites fail at the first hurdle without anyone knowing.
- Needs from you
- Ten minutes and your own site open in a browser. No URL is sent anywhere — you run each check, this page tells you what it means.
- Gives back
- A ranked list of what is stopping an assistant citing you, worst first, with the fix for each.
Checklist
Is this supplier in trouble? Where to look, free.
Every signal is published free by the Gazette or Companies House, and almost nobody knows where. You do the looking, so the supplier never appears in anyone’s logs but yours.
- Needs from you
- Six answers about your exposure to one supplier. Their name is never typed and never leaves your head — that is deliberate.
- Gives back
- The distress signals worth checking for this situation, ranked, each with the free official source and what it means.
Audit
What can the things you installed actually reach?
Most teams cannot say what their installed agents and extensions can reach. This ranks the exposure by blast radius rather than by how alarming it sounds.
- Needs from you
- Six answers about what you have installed and what it can reach. Nothing is scanned, nothing is named, nothing leaves the page.
- Gives back
- A ranked list of exposure, worst first, with what to do about each.
Calculator
What is the going day rate? Not from two data points, it isn’t.
A day rate quoted from two data points is a rumour with a decimal place. This one refuses below three, and says how many more you need.
- Needs from you
- Three or more real day rates you have actually seen, and where each came from. Nothing leaves the page.
- Gives back
- A median and a range — or “not enough data” and no number at all, which is the point of it.
Checker
Do the standards on your declaration still count?
Paste the standards a declaration of conformity cites. Get back the ones that have stopped conferring presumption of conformity, the ones on a clock, and the ones the government lists do not recognise.
- Needs from you
- The standard references from your declaration, pasted in. No email, no account — and the whole government corpus travels inside the page, so nothing you paste leaves it.
- Gives back
- A verdict per reference against 3,517 UK designated standards from thirteen GOV.UK lists, each linked back to the list it came from.
If a tool here cannot produce an answer that argues against buying from us, it is a lead magnet rather than a tool, and it does not ship.