Tools that can tell you not to buy.
Each runs entirely in your browser: no account, no email wall, and nothing you enter leaves the page. Each can return the answer that costs us the sale.
Every tool
- Calculator What is your unanswered phone actually costing you? Six numbers you already have. It runs in your browser and can tell you the honest answer is: do not buy anything. No email field, no server, and the one input every vendor pre-fills at 100% is the one you set yourself. Open the tool
- Question set Should you automate this? Six questions that settle it. Six questions about one specific task. Five of its eight verdicts are some form of “no” or “not yet”, which is rather the point. One task at a time, because “should we use AI” is not a question anything can answer. Open the tool
- Question set Which UK product rules apply to what you make? Seven questions, all 39 of GOV.UK’s designated-standards areas, 3,517 standards counted. It will tell you when it cannot tell, which is the answer people actually need. Open the tool
- Question set Can an AI assistant actually read your website? Crawlability scored 9.5 as a citation factor, the top score of twenty-three and ahead of every content signal. Most sites fail at the first hurdle without anyone knowing. Open the tool
- Question set Is this supplier in trouble? Where to look, free. Every signal is published free by the Gazette or Companies House, and almost nobody knows where. You do the looking, so the supplier never appears in anyone’s logs but yours. Open the tool
- Question set What can the things you installed actually reach? Most teams cannot say what their installed agents and extensions can reach. This ranks the exposure by blast radius rather than by how alarming it sounds. Open the tool
- Calculator What is the going day rate? Not from two data points, it isn’t. A day rate quoted from two data points is a rumour with a decimal place. This one refuses below three, and says how many more you need. Three is the floor rather than a preference: it will not average two and hope. Open the tool
- Calculator Will this tool pay for itself? The subscription is not the cost. Every tool costs hours before it costs money: choosing it, onboarding onto it, and supervising its output for as long as it runs. This prices those hours and tells you what the saving has to beat. Open the tool
- Calculator How many vulnerable customers are you not seeing? The FCA found roughly four in ten customers with vulnerability characteristics tell their provider, and 19% feel encouraged to. A firm that waits to be told will always report very few, and its own data will agree with it. Open the tool
- Calculator What your maturity book is worth, and what the admin costs you. Remortgage business arrives on a date rather than on a decision, so it cannot be postponed, which makes retention a throughput problem. This prices both the revenue missed and the hours consumed. Open the tool
- Calculator Four points costs £200. When do yours land? A point per missed quarterly update or tax return, £200 at four points and £200 for each miss after. Late quarterly updates in 2026-27 earn none: a tax year, not a first year, which is where the habit forms. Open the tool
- Calculator How long is the wait? Your utilisation, and what it costs you. Enter arrivals, handling time and available hours. Returns your utilisation, the average wait it implies, and what a smaller handling time would do, which is almost always more than it sounds. Open the tool
- Calculator What will your business rates bill be from April 2026? From 1 April 2026 England has five multipliers. Enter a rateable value and a use, and this returns the multiplier, the bill and the distance to the next threshold. Open the tool
- Calculator What does an apprentice actually cost you? Training is fully funded from 16 to 24, and 5% at 25 and over for a firm that does not pay the levy. The number that decides the total is neither: it is the supervision hours, which appear in no funding table. Open the tool
- Calculator Are you a “large organisation”? Two of three is enough. Turnover over £36m, balance sheet total over £18m, more than 250 employees. Meeting any two puts you in scope, which catches firms that do not think of themselves as large. Open the tool
- Checker Do the standards on your declaration still count? Paste what your declaration of conformity cites. It tells you which references have stopped conferring presumption of conformity, and which are on a clock. Open the tool
- Question set How ready are you for AI? Ten questions, five minutes. Ten plain questions across direction, information, process, people and safeguards. A score, the area to start with, and a note to read next. The bands are our judgement, not a benchmark. Open the tool
How they work
Why none of them has a server.
What you type into these is often commercially sensitive: your call volumes, your margins, the standards on your declaration. There is no version of a tool worth building that uploads them. So each one carries its whole method with the page, and the arithmetic runs on your device.
Open your browser’s network tab and watch: nothing you type generates a request, and once a page has loaded you can disconnect and keep using it. A link that brings your answers back carries them after the #, the part of an address a browser never sends.
Every figure a tool uses is sourced and dated on its page, and listed on the public register with every other number on this site.
One job, named. Tell us which.
If a tool here says the arithmetic clears, the next step is the job itself: named before we quote, with a record of every step it takes.