Offer
Enquiry handling
Answer. Qualify against your written criteria. Book into the diary you actually use. Hand to a named person, by name.
| Who buys it | Any firm whose phone rings, or whose inbox fills, outside the hours somebody is watching it. Most acutely: property, clinics, trades, brokers. |
|---|---|
| The job | Answer. Qualify against your written criteria. Book into the diary you actually use. Hand to a named person, by name. |
| What stays human | The moment it stops being logistics. A question about price, suitability, a complaint, or anyone distressed. |
| Pricing shape | Flat monthly per scope. Never per minute, per call or per conversation — usage pricing makes your busiest month your most expensive one and makes the quote impossible to compare against a wage. |
| The system behind it | None of ours yet. It is built on your systems and the model provider’s, and saying otherwise would imply a platform we have not written. |
Before you buy it
Before buying this from anyone, run the arithmetic on your own call log. It can and often does say buy nothing.
And the general test, which applies to this offer as much as any other: six questions that settle whether a task should be automated at all. Five of its eight verdicts are some form of no.
Questions people actually ask
Who is enquiry handling for?
Any firm whose phone rings, or whose inbox fills, outside the hours somebody is watching it. Most acutely: property, clinics, trades, brokers.
What does it actually do?
Answer. Qualify against your written criteria. Book into the diary you actually use. Hand to a named person, by name. What stays human: The moment it stops being logistics. A question about price, suitability, a complaint, or anyone distressed.
How is it priced?
Flat monthly per scope. Never per minute, per call or per conversation — usage pricing makes your busiest month your most expensive one and makes the quote impossible to compare against a wage.
Checked 8 September 2026. Any figure on this page is restated from Do the arithmetic on your unanswered phone before you buy anything, Per-minute AI pricing charges you for the thing working, Nobody answers the phone after six, and your customers already know, where it carries its source, its weight and the date it is next due — and where it is listed on the public register with every other number on this site. Nothing is quoted here that is not sourced there. If one has gone stale before we got to it, tell us.
One job, named.
Not “automate the back office”. The specific thing that is eating the hours, with the six audit records written into the statement of work before anything is built.
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